Being the filthy
merchant she really is under all that adorable cuteness, Jacky
is proud to announce the opening of her own
Ships'
Chandlery & Store
Purchasers
of goods from this store will be pleased to note that 100% of
all profits will go directly into Jacky Faber's money belt.
The
Books
Now
Available: Number 5 in the series:
Mississippi
Jack
Being
an Account of the Further Waterborne Adventues of
Jacky Faber
Midshipman, Fine Lady, and the Lily of the West
All
books are signed and personalized (if you so wish) by the author
and are mailed U.S. Priority Mail.
$24
each, postpaid within the U.S.
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And
now, the newest thing, available now, May 2007, the audiobook of
Bloody Jack!
Narrated
by Katherine Kellgren
A
word from Jacky, her ownself:
"What
a wonderful performance! Katherine Kellgren sounds just like me-
in my younger days, of course - brash, bold, and full o' Cockney
cheek! It's six CD's, unabridged, every bleedin' word, includin'
the bad ones, and eight hours long. What better way to drive your
family crazy on a long car trip? I can hear them them now... So
this is the sort of trash you've been reading, kid? Well, rest
assured, young lady, we will be keeping a much closer eye
on your book purchases from now on!"
"The
cost is $35
postpaid
and I know that's a lot of money, but with your order you also
get free one of the signed prints shown down below of me in the
riggin' playing on me pennywhistle when I was just a little bit
of a ship's boy on the dear old Dolphin."
Ms
Kellgren's bio:
Katherine
Kellgren has appeared onstage in London, New York, and Frankfurt.
Her recent work includes everything from the role of Laura in
a regional production of The Glass Menagerie, to appearances on
Comedy Central. She has recorded numerous plays and dramatizations
of novels for the radio, including winners of the Audiofile Earphones
Award and the Peabody Award. She is a graduate of the London Academy
of Music and Dramatic Art.
"So,
anyway, if you, yourself can't see your way clear to buy one,
start annoying your librarian... Cheers, Mates!"
The
T-Shirt
Yes, it's
our own dear Brown-Eyed Sailor, in trouble as usual, peering cautiously
over a spar, her trusty Shiv in hand. The text reads:
-STORMY
SEAS-LIVING GALES-
-ROTTEN MEAT-WEEVILY BISCUITS-SCURVY-PYRATES-
-CANNONBALLS-CRUEL OFFICERS-VILE BO'SUNMATES-
-SHIPWRECKS-FLOGGINGS-KEELHAULINGS-
-BLOOD IN THE SCUPPERS-
"...BUT,
HEY...SOMETIMES A GIRL'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO.
The
shirts are hand screened, printed by The Master, Himself, on 100%
cotton white Hanes Beefy Tees. They come in adult sizes S-XL,
kid sizes small-large, and are shipped U.S. Priority Mail.
$24
each, postpaid in the U.S.
Jacky
in the Rigging
"This is a signed print
of a detail taken from the original painting I did as possible
cover art for Bloody Jack when I was sending the manuscript
around trying to get it published. While the artwork was never
used as a cover, I still have a certain affection for it. It depicts
a very young Jacky who has just gotten on the Dolphin and
is shown straddling the foretopsail yard practicing her pennywhistle."
The prints are signed
and matted with an acid-free backing and will easily pop into
8"X 10" frames which are available anywhere. Shipped
U.S.Priority Mail.
$16 -postpaid
in the U.S.
We will
send a nicely framed version with glass and all, but that costs
$35 postpaid.
How to order
Email us at jacky@jackyfaber.com
with your credit card info or call
207-288-2905 or 207-963-7538 to place an order.