October 31, 2005:
Hey, it's Halloween and what a great time for Jacky to tell a ghost story in her own unique way, which is, of course, by picking up a gruesome old folk song and running with it. This bit was initially intended to start off The Curse of the Blue Tattoo, but later changes made it inappropriate (there turned out to be no little girls at the Lawson Peabody, for one thing, but you will notice some names that were later used).
It's the best I could do on the text - the &%%$#ing thing won't do indents and proper margins and spacings so I couldn't make it look like book pages, but what're gonna do...

...Hush, girls, hush now. Mistress
will hear us and I'm in enough trouble already.
..."A story, Jacky, pleeease..."
The little girls' faces are ringed 'round my bed, shinin' in the
pale light of the moon comin' through the window and spillin'
over the bed. They are lookin' to me for a little joy, for little
enough joy they find around this place, that's for sure, so, well...what
the hell.
..."All right. Hop up. But
whisper, now."
...With small squeals they jump
in and gather their nightdresses about themselves and hold each
other's hands and wait, giggling.
..."And make it a scary one,
Jacky, because it's Halloween."
..."Ohhh," breathe the
others in mock dread.
..."Very well, ladies, if
you will be ever so quiet I will tell you the awful tale of 'The
Cruel Sister," which..."
..."No, Jacky," says
little Rebecca, bold eyes shining under her nightcap, "Please
do it in your other voice. You know, the rough one, where you
sound like a wicked pirate." Her mates nod assent.
...Well.
...I take a deep breath and and
begin.
..."Aw right, girls, I'll
be sittin' here and tellin' ye of the sad and terrible story of
'The Crew-el Sister,' it being also an old, a very old
song which I'll sing and play parts of real low on me pennywhistle
as we go along, but if ye get too scared, it's yer own fault for
askin'. Right?"
...They nod again, some of them
not quite so sure this time. I start to tell it.
..."Once upon
a time, far out in the country, there lived two beautiful sisters,
one dark haired and one fair, and they was rich and had everything
they wanted and were happy when they was children playin' in the
meadows and flowers along the banks of the river and by the old
mill, but when they got older a handsome young man come around
and paid court to both of 'em, y'see, but he paid most attention
to the fair haired girl which made the dark sister mad."
...I pause and look around and
then go on.
..."And I mean rrrrrreally
mad. The fair haired sister didn't even notice much about
what was goin' on, 'cause she was pure and good and all she wanted,
all she ever wanted, little girls, was for her and her
sister to marry nice young men and have babies and all be together
at Christmas and Easter and May Day and watch their babies grow
up strong and good and to see them play in the flowers and the
fields with butterflies flyin' about their heads, but no. Oh,
noooo... The other sister wanted this boy so bad for herself
and that was it, that was all and the next time she and her sister
were walkin' down by the river's edge, she pushed her
sister in to the dark and swirly waters!"
...The little ones gasp. Just
you wait, I think
..."And the fair sister reaches
out her hand and begs her sister to pull her in for she's driftin'
with the tide and she's sinkin' down wi' her white dress all twistin'
and swirlin' around her, and she sings, 'Oh, the Dreadful Wind
and Rain,' 'cause she's so cold and scared and shivery down
there in the icy black water."
...I pulls out me pennywhistle
and plays real soft the dreadful wind and rain part of the song.
Their eyes are gettin' rounder.
..."But, no! The cruel sister
don't pull her out, but instead finds a big stick and uses it
to push her poor sister away from the bank and the fair sister
looks up into her sister's face and sees that it is twisted with
hate and envy and that her sister's heart is hardened against
her and she despairs and she knows she's doomed and she sinks
down, down, into the muddy murk and the water pours down her poor,
dear throat and into her poor, dear chest."
...There is a hush in the room.
All of their mouths are making little O's now, and I hear a swallow
or two.
..."The bad sister goes back
to her father's house and now has the young man all to herself,"
I say, briskly, "and soon there are plans for them to marry
and a great wedding is planned."
...I plump up my pillow and arrange
myself under the covers as if I am coming to the end of the story.
Some of the faces show disappointment, some relief. Several move
as if to slide off my bed.
..."But, after a long while,"
I continue and pause. The sliders stop sliding. "After a
long while, a pair of traveling minstrels are walking by the millpond
and what do they see but the poor girl's body there a' floatin'
and they get a stick and as they drag what's left of her into
the shore. While they're doin' it, they cocks their ears and seem
to hear in the breeze that flows around them Oh, the Dreadful
Wind and Rain... over and over and over again."
...Again, I put the whistle to
my lips and play the wind and rain theme, as sad as I can play
it.
..."Now the wandering minstrels
take up her white breastbone from which all her dear flesh has
by now gone and they hold it up and it shines in the sun and they
decide to make a harp out of it, and they vow it will be the most
beautiful harp in the whole wide world. So from the knucklebones
of her little hands they make the tuning pegs and from thirty
strands of her golden hair what's still clingin' to her skull
they make the strings. They put it all together, anchoring the
pegs and wrapping the strings around them and tuning it up, and
at the top part of the harp, you know, the knobby part, they carved
a head of a beautiful young girl, thinkin' that maybe it looked
like her, when she was alive, like, and not just a ghastly skeleton
that she is now. And you know what? It did look just like
she was before, though the minstrels couldn't know that."
...Gulps all around.
..."They had done it. They
had made the most beautiful harp in the land. They gazed upon
it and were pleased with their work. And then what do you think
they did? Hannah, what do you think they did?"
...Hannah's mouth opens and closes,
but she can't get no sound out of it. She shakes her head slowly
back and forth and holds Hepzibah even closer to her.
..."I know," whispers
Rebecca, all big eyed. "They go to the wedding."
..."Riiiiiight,"
says I, "They are hired to play at the very wedding of the
cruel sister and the beautiful young man and so they wrap the
harp in fine cloth and off they go to the bridal feast. They are
welcomed and given good things to eat and drink and then they
are asked to play."
..."They go to the center
of the great hall and set the harp on a stone and slowly unwrap
the velvet cloth from around it. There is a gasp from the crowd
because the harp sits there all shinin' and glowin' in its gleamin'
white and gold beauty. The bride and the groom are sitting there
smiling on their thrones in the great hall which is covered with
flowers and lit by great torches. The first minstrel cradles the
harp in his arms and begins to play."
...I look around and peer into each
little face.
..."But something is wrong. Very,
very wrong. The musician strums the harp to play a wedding
song, but all that comes out of the harp is Oh, the
Dreadful Wind and Rain! The first minstrel backs away from
the harp all scared and the second minstrel comes up and strums
the harp to try to play a love song, but all that comes out of
the harp is Oh, the Dreadful Wind and Rain!"
...I plays the refrain again, this
time not so sweet, this time with a bit of an edge of sourness,
which I get by not coverin' the holes just right with my fingertips.
..."The dark sister rises
from her chair, no longer smiling, no longer happy. The minstrel
strums again and backs away in horror as the head on top of
the harp opens its mouth and this time the harp has a whole
verse, and it's the head what's doin' the singin!"
and it sings out..."
..........The Dark girl has her sister
slain,
..........Oh the Dreadful Wind and Rain!
..."And the cruel sister looks about wildly and cries No! No! but all the people are looking at her and wondering and then the harp, sittin' all alone on the stones in the center of the hall, sings again."
..........These Strings They Sing a Doleful
Sound,
..........The Bride her Younger Sister
Drowned!
..."And then, little girls,
oh, then the head on the top of the harp pops open its wild eyes
and twists and stares at the cruel sister and then it opens its
mouth and out of it spills great gouts of thick red blood and
the blood runs down the harp and over the floor and the cruel
sister reels back, tryin' to get away away from it but it curls
around her feet and she slips and she falls back against the torches
and they catch her clothes on fire and she..."
...I takes the whistle and covers
all the holes and gets ready.
..."...she screams
as the flames lick around her and her skin blackens and her flesh
crackles and falls from her bones! She screams as now she
knows that her evil has brought her not happiness but Death, cruel
and remorseless Death!"
...Forgetting where I am in the
spirit of this thing I puffs up and gives the whistle the longest,
loudest shriek I can.
..."She screams and screams!
and falls down, down, down, ever down into the deepest fiery
pit of Hell where she will burn forever and ever and ever!!"
...Hannah tips over in a dead faint.
Jane and Willa are trying to hide under the covers and Agatha
is under the bed.
..."Good one, Jacky."
says little Rebecca. "Let's have another."
...The door flies open and there
is Mistress Pimm.
...Damn.